It's been an absolutely fabulous day . . . don't ya think?

I think my imaginary boyfriend broke up with me

What is the deal?! This whole day has been crazy. Everything seems so backward and upside down. When I woke up this morning, everything seemed fine, but the minute I stepped foot outside of my house, the day started to go downhill. I had a bad day at work, I received some bad news about my neighbors, and my imaginary boyfriend is giving me the silent treatment.

I'm beginning to understand agoraphobia. After a day like today, I may consider never leaving my house again. Well, except to go to work . . . I like to eat. A lot. And I like to go to restaurants. And to the movies. And . . .

Well, I guess I probably wouldn't make a very good agoraphobic . . . but I am certainly not in any big hurry to relive this day. And my imaginary boyfriend hasn't called, emailed, or texted me today.

I really hope tomorrow is better. I keep thinking it can't be any worse than today . . . but I don't want to jinx it.

Oh, yeah and . . . I am pretty sure my imaginary boyfriend wants to break up with me.

Tracy Chapman - She's Got Her Ticket

Far Away - Nickelback (with lyrics)